Island Dictator Celebrates Anti-Xeroist Terrorism
DRUŽNYGRAD — In recent news, the dictator of a self-proclaimed "socialist" artificial archipelago has celebrated the recent anti-Xeroist terrorist attacks in Gaszalasi and Lasaji, to the extent of offering a reward to the murderers.
The dictator in question, P.V. Aimo, is the autocratic leader of "Družnoslavia," a partially-recognized nation vassalized by the Varaxis Imperium. You may be surprised to learn that Aimo is himself formerly Zilatran, but was previously ousted after harassing Zilatrans, calling for the destruction of the Zilatran economy, and demanding the dissolution of the vanguard party. He turned quickly to nationalism and dictatorship in a move unsurprising to anybody, and has ruled the small islands ever since without any actual laws or Constitution, simply acting on his own whims.
The average person in "Družnoslavia" is many times poorer than Zilatra, with people in the streets living in literal tents and unfinished frames of houses, meanwhile the regime lives in a castle. The national gross domestic funds of "Družnoslavia" doesn't even break Ɍ50,000. Dear readers, is this the equality promised by socialism, or is this a farce which betrays the principles of proletarian liberation?
To ethnic Družnoslavs in Zilatra, Aimo's dictatorship has widely been seen as a disgrace to Družnoslav culture, the Novygovor language, and the ambitions of socialist liberation. The extent by which Aimo has gone to, disgracing his motherland by calling for terrorist extremism, is but the newest chapter in a long-wided eye-rolling from Zilatrans.
Družnoslavia has sent a diplomat to Gaszalasi in an attempt to restore relations in the aftermath of this event, what is to come of it all is yet to be seen.
