Nanoeconomics found dead again
TRANSARIA — After a series of attempted murders by renowned ... or we suppose "well known" ... anti-communist Nanoeconomics, he was found dead following yet another failed attack on communist workers. Reports are saying that the International PvPers' Federation is calling Nanoeconomics the "worst terrorist of all time." It is unclear if he has ever actually caused damages of any kind, in fact according to one staffer from the Military Commissariat, he has been used as a training dummy for those looking to join the military. Since he has been classified as a sub-F tier PvPer, he poses virtually no threat to even the worst combatants. One zoologist at the A-Kajden Nature Reserve informed us that more people have died to chickens and geese in the last year then to Nanoeconomics. Nonetheless, local communal advisory boards have informed residents to keep trash cans closed as Nanoeconomics has been known to forage through our waste as he seeks refuge from his starving homeland. ■