Noteworthy x Liark?!

Journalists have come to our InfoCul Commissar with a need for answers. As Liark pinged the workers on the culture commissariat, Noteworthy reacted with a rather flirtatious intent, saying that if Liark were to ping him another time, he would [Redacted]. Liark then proceeded to ping Noteworthy, to which the same reacted with a very thirsty trap of a snowman. It has been around 11 minutes without appearance of any of the two, to which it raises suspicion among the Commissar workers, us journalists. What could be the future of this? Is there really anything to discover? Or was I just feeling like writing a random satire? Only Xeroise the Goddess herself may know.