II.4A
TRANSARIA — After a series of attempted murders by renowned ... or we suppose "well known" ... anti-communist Nanoeconomics, he was found dead following yet another failed attack on communist workers. Reports are saying that the International PvPers' Federation is calling Nanoeconomics the "worst terrorist of all time."
II.1
YACZAYA — Ah yes, Yaczaya—a city so impossibly flat that, that one P-Bear would get his crotch wet. A marvel of modern urban planning. This masterpiece was conceived by a team of planners who drafted so many blueprints that the clearing where Yaczaya should stand now resembles a crime scene
I.6
On the 20th August, the application period for the Zilatran General Secretary elections opened. So far (at the time of writing) only two applicants have made themselves known: the Transanarian mayor, Kwala Serebra, and the Gallanian General Secretary, Kellä C. S. Nikola. Despite a cordial first few hours of each
I.5
In what can only be described as a bold new approach to journalism, Commissioner of Informations, Notworthy, has reportedly hired Sentaran mercenaries to liven up the streets of Lasaji. Tired of dull news cycles and an even duller budget, Notworthy decided that if the stories wouldn't come to